About us

FAFO: Fuck Around = Find Out ²

Three Pillars we build on:

Cucks & Cunts

Has the toxic, 24/7 news cycle got you down? Tired of being told by talking heads––journalists, politicians, activists––that what you’re seeing and what you’re hearing isn’t actually happening?

If so, congratulations on having critical thinking skills, and welcome to the counterculture.

The silent majority is letting a malicious minority roam free. Make your voice heard today.

DEI Explained

Activists stand at the helm of billion-dollar franchises and they’re steering the ship straight into the iceberg. Flavourless, paint-by-numbers scripts are churned out by talentless writers’ rooms, so nonsensical and frustrating that one can only assume they’re filled with monkeys on typewriters, all with pronouns in bio.

So many of our beloved pop-culture darlings from past decades have been sacrificed in the name of diversity, equity, and inclusion. Don’t suffer slop in silence.

Keyboard Vikings

Remember what the Internet was like before it became mainstream? So do we. Our Keyboard Viking collection (not to be confused with “keyboard warriors”, i.e. lamers) pays its respects to those old glory days. Back then, you could explore a wild, digital frontier––unspoiled by corporate-speak, undisturbed by bandwagoners, untouched by The Message™––armed with only a mouse and keyboard.

Written in Comic Sans for your pleasure.